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Ralph Armstrong

Commission by Jam

Physical Description

SpeciesGreater Horse-morph
Hair ColourBlack
Eye ColourBrown
Skin ColourBlack and ebony
Breast SizeN/A
Penis SizeHuge (14 inches)
Testicle SizeHuge (4)
Cum ProductionA huge amount (65ml)

Mental Description

FetishesImpregnation, Oral


Ralph is the owner of the shop 'Ralph's Snacks'. There's an air of confidence in the way he holds himself, and he behaves in a professional manner at all times (although he is willing to give you a discount for some under the counter activities).



Ralph is a very masculine greater horse-boy male.​ The huge bulge between his legs, combined with his masculine appearance, leads everyone to believe that he's a male.​ Standing at full height, he measures 1.95 metres/6'4“.​ He appears to be in his late thirties.​


He has a very masculine, anthropomorphic, horse-like face covered in dark brown, short hair and complete with a long, equine muzzle.​ He has short, dark brown, horse-like hair, which is left loose and unstyled.​ He has a pair of horse-like eyes, the irises and pupils of which are larger than a regular human's.​ They have round, brown irises, horizontal, black pupils, and white sclerae.​ He has a pair of upright, horse-like ears, which are positioned high up on his head and are covered in dark brown, short hair.​ He doesn't have any trace of facial hair.​


He has average-sized, ebony lips.​ His throat is fleshy-pink in colour.​ His mouth holds a long, fleshy-pink, horse-like tongue.​ It is far stronger than a normal tongue.​ He's never given head before, so is unsure of how much he could fit down his throat.​


His torso has an extremely masculine appearance, and is covered in dark brown, short hair.​ He has a large, muscular body, giving him a powerful body shape.​


He has a completely flat chest, with a single pair of pecs.​ On each of his pecs, he has one tiny, ebony nipple, with tiny, circular areolae.​
He is not producing any milk.​


He has a pair of arms, which are covered in dark brown, short hair.​ His hands, while human in shape, have tough little hoof-like nails.​


His legs are covered in dark brown, short hair, and his feet are formed into anthropomorphic horse-like hoofs.​ His legs and hoofs are unguligrade, meaning that he naturally walks on his hoofs.​
His limbs are strong, and have a very masculine shape to them.​


Growing out from just above his ass, he has a dark brown, horse tail, which he can swipe from side to side, but other than that, he doesn't have much control over it.​ His horse tail is of an average volume in proportion to the rest of his body.​ It measures 58 centimetres/1'9” in length and, at the base, it measures 16 centimetres/6“ in diameter (49 centimetres/1'7” in circumference).​ It does not taper off from the base, and is a constant diameter all the way to the end.​ It is not suitable for penetrating orifices.​


His narrow hips and small rear end are covered in dark brown, short hair.​ He has an equine, ebony-rimmed anus, with fleshy-pink internal walls, the rim being slightly darker than the hair around it.​ It is slightly loose, and when lubricated can comfortably accommodate objects of up to 8cm/3“ in diameter.​ His ass is spacious, allowing him to comfortably accommodate 35cm/1'1” of a penetrative object, and uncomfortably accommodate 70cm/2'3“.​ Ralph has retained his anal virginity.​ It is completely dry, and would need lubricating before sex.​ It reluctantly stretches out when used as a sexual orifice, and after being used, it slowly recovers all of its original capacity.​ The rim of his asshole has swollen up into a puffy, doughnut-like ring.​


He has a huge, fat, 30 centimetre/11” equine cock, which is covered in ebony, smooth skin.​ It measures 10 centimetres/3“ in diameter (32 centimetres/1' in circumference).​ When not in use, it retreats back into the sheath at its base.​ The head is wide and flared.​ Large veins press out from its surface.​ Ralph has lost his penile virginity.​
He has a trimmed patch of black, coarse hair around the base of his cock.​
His two huge testicles are covered in ebony, smooth skin, and hang down beneath his dick.​ They produce a huge amount of slimy cum.​ His cum, much to nobody's surprise, tastes like cum.​ It has a strong, musky smell.​ It's quite sticky, and is difficult to fully wash off without soap.​ It has a slimy, oily texture.​


You'll be greeted professionally which is rather unique considering other eccentric shop owners inside the Shopping Arcade. He sells variety of consumables like ingredients and more. You can also ask for discounts from him which he'll give it with terms and conditions.

Known relationships:

The Shopping Arcade:

Ashley - Owner of Dream Lover

Kate - Owner of Succubi's Secret

Nyan - Owner of Nyan's Clothing Emporium

Pix - Owner of Pix's Playground

Vicky - Owner of Arcane Arts


“Hey there! If you need any help, just ask!” - Ralph

“Let me blow a load down that pretty little throat of yours, and I'll give you twenty-five percent off everything I have in stock for a few days.” - Ralph​


His overall combat proficiency are unknown and he's unarmed


Unknown as he's not combatable.


1043030Impregnation, OralKick, Oral Tease, Virility Tease

Quest Involvement

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